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Equality and Justice
I know, up on top
you are seeing great sights,
But down at the bottom
we, too, should have rights.
– Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories
But even kings can’t rule the sky.
– Bartholomew and the Oobleck
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Jackson went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, ” I’ve got trouble. Every time i get into bed I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. I’m going crazy!”
“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure you.”
“How much do you charge”
“A hundred dollars per visit.”
“I’ll think about it.”
Jackson never went back. Six months later he met the doctor on the street. “Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.
“For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”
Source: Reader’s Digest
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– Dr. Seuss, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
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The FDA approved a Prozac-type drug for dogs who are depressed. This is good, because it is hard for dogs to get therapy, since they’re never allowed on the couch.
Source: Colin Quinn on Saturday Night Live (NBC)
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